Friday, 3 June 2011

Anti-Zombie Fortress - Don't forget the noseplugs?

Stuck for ideas on where you might hole up when the Z-pocalypse goes down? Local Church or Shopping Mall just not cutting it?

The Daily What would appear to have found a solution.

Fukuoka Fortress - saviour or blatant horde magnet?
This abandoned coal mine shaft is in Fukuoka, Japan — so quite a way to travel once the Zulus come a chompin'.

We all know Zombies flock to survivors regardless of how safe they think they are, call it animal magnetist, preternatural senses or just plan bad luck. That being the case, we recoomend keeping the gates to the actual mine shaft firmly closed, otherwise Mr Zebedee is gonna be pouring down that hole like the sands of time.

Not sure I would want to spend the rest of my days at the top of a funnel of funk once the writhing little rotters start piling up - Oust just ain't gonna cut it.

At least there's some swings and slides nearby if you're stuck for things to do come the end of the world.


  1. Hmmm it has some potential.... Though as you say, for the long run you will kill yourself out of boredom and having cornered yourself.

  2. Boredom...there's the park...? :)