Thursday, 7 July 2011

How to Survive a Zombie Attack

The methodologies for surviving a zombie attack can be confusing at times.

Run or barricade, guns or hand weapons, team up or go it alone. Assessing on your options and making a decision can be baffling at the best of times. At the worst of times it would be even more difficult, most difficult in the event that the zombies are up, shambling and a-knocking at the door of a farmhouse you've just fled into. It might be a little too late to go with the flow and choose your destiny on the fly.

"What's that? The tank is empty and the pump is out by the barn? Do you they think they'll wait a bit while we fill her up?."

Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Too late to make plans now!

The daily grind has a habit of interfering with Zombie Apocalypse preparation so thankfully there are others that have done the hard work for us.

After watching this informative broadcast from Bad Idea Films, we feel infinitely safer and better prepared to face the threat of a zombie invasion. We have also purchased a lighter and a semi-trailer full of refried beans. Thank you BI Industries.


  1. Interesting post, I love your blog!

  2. Good stuff - I am keeping my fax though - bashing that baby onto a zombie's head will cause some hurt.

    Plus you can use it to keep a bit of distance between you and the zombie's teeth.

  3. lol that vid was entertaining

  4. Projectile fax machines could work!