Zombie Survival: Owners Apocalypse Manual

If you’ve had a 1973 Ford Cortina or 1967 VW Beetle, they’ve had  you covered for quite some time, but until now, you just couldn’t learn to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse whilst carrying out an oil service in your own garage. You can now!

Ministry of Zombies

Sean T. Page, founder and figurehead of the world renowned Ministry of Zombies, brings his expert knowledge to this comprehensive and clearly illustrated zombie survival manual.

Sean T. Page is fully committed to the cause of educating the masses on the tools and techniques required to survive the zombie apocalypse. His previous educational works include The Official Zombie Handbook UK and War Against the Walking Dead and he recently even spent seven nights alone in a disused Nuclear Bunker as an N=1 Experiment to get a feel for the physical and emotional impact of living as an 'Omega Man'.

Zombie Survival Owners' Apocalypse Manual is crammed with over 100 pages of superbly useful advice and packed to the gills with Sean’s deadpan humour. Often subtle, often both barrels up close and personal and there’s plenty of laugh out loud moments.

Zombie Survival Advice

There’s advice on preparation, bug-out plans, zombie profiling and self-sufficient living. My personal favourites include the Becoming a Zombie Survivalist (fashion advice), the Zombie Home Preparation Audit and Combat for the Elderly - we owe it to our physically less capable elders to make them read this book!

Zombie Survival Owners' Apocalypse Manual is full-colour and richly illustrated on every single page, by Ian Moores, and there’s a chance (if you think you’ve got what it takes) to earn yourself a zombie survival qualification, so that you can become a self-certified Zombie survivalist. Be sure to put that on your CV!

If you’re a fan of The Walking Dead, Max Brooks or enjoy a bit of zombie gaming, it is time to get yourself ready to survive the apocalypse. This really is a must-have for any Zombie fan.

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The Official Zombie Handbook (UK) by Sean T. Page

We've read the books, played the games and even acted out our survival simulation. But, do we really, and I mean REALLY, know what to do when a zombie attack turns this green and pleasant land into planet terror?

The Official Zombie Handbook (UK) is the Ministry of Zombies answer to this worrysome question.

Read this book and avoid becoming a cheap meat-snack for the zombies!

There is no escaping immediate comparisons with Max Brooks’ The Zombie Survival Guide. Whilst Brook’s guide is best enjoyed washed down with a beer and some pretzels, Page’s work is the perfect accompaniment to a nice cup of tea and a packet of custard creams.

Split into easy to digest sections, The Official Zombie Handbook (UK) brings the prospect of surviving an onslaught of flesh-eating undead very much into our rather British world of double-decker buses, the welfare state, cricket on the green and a distinct lack of easily obtainable firearms.

The only thing missing is a section on how to queue during the zombie apocalypse.

The Official Zombie Handbook (UK) is a must read alongside the deeds to your Victorian sea fort (so obvious I don’t know why we never thought of it).

It skirts a very fine line between meticulously researched detail laced with subtly dark humour and a paranoid survivalist mantra. Which is, in our opinion, exactly the way any guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse should be.

You can WIN a FREE copy of The Official Zombie Handbook (UK) signed by author Sean T. Page over at the Zombie Shop facebook page. Competition ends 6th November 2011.

Get Yer Zombie On!

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